”Fat people will hate this book.” –Ann Coulter
”Cynical ignorant fucker.” –Stephen Fry
”If you don’t use your freedom of speech, one day you might find that it’s gone. Buy this book while it’s legal.”–Peter Thiel
“YUCK AND BOO AND GROSS.” — Sarah Silverman
DANGEROUS by MILO is now available for order on Amazon
The most controversial book in a generation is officially less than a month away
DANGEROUS by MILO is now available for Amazon order. It’s already in their top 10 books, before I could even get an email off to all of you — but why don’t you do your part in making me feel so, like, grateful, humble and blessed by helping me reach number 1 today? Not least because there is literally NOTHING that will annoy your professors, the media, Hollywood and politicians more than seeing us propel this forbidden tome back to the top where it belongs.
MILO’s message to the world is straightforward:
I’m MILO, the most fabulous supervillain on the internet and the most effective counterculture warrior since Andrew Breitbart — maybe ever! — and this book tells you how to fight back and win. People lie and lie and lie about me all day and I can’t even fight them fairly on social media thanks to rules not created by God or the government, but by corrupt leftist media outlets and big business. Read the book the globalists and the corporations are desperate for you not to read, and hear the truth about me and the social justice warriors of the Left.
The liberal media machine did everything they could to keep this book out of your hands. Now, finally, DANGEROUS, the most controversial book of the decade, is tearing down safe spaces everywhere.
DANGEROUS may prove to be more than symbolically dangerous — our early readers have been simply unable to put the book down! To lower your risk of suffering adverse health effects from reading DANGEROUS in one sitting, we strongly recommend the DANGEROUS Reader’s Survival Package:
Visene eye drops will keep your eyes fresh so you don’t miss a single world. Even the punctuation in DANGEROUS is important!
Bacon jerky is a good source of sustenance while reading Dangerous, not to mention being almost as haram as the book itself!
Whether you are weeping tears of joy, or need tissues for any other reason, these Puffs with lotion tissues are such a necessity they are on my tour rider!
You can’t smell me while you’re reading DANGEROUS, and you might not want to smell yourself, so you should smell like success. And nothing smells more like winning than Success by Trump Eau de Toilette!
More praise for MILO:
“Exactly what’s wrong with conservative politics”
“polarizing … counterproductive”
“undignified, cold, and low”
“Doesn’t deserve Twitter”
“Transphobia on tour”
“An icon of the fringe internet … cartoonish …astonishingly self-important”
“flamboyant homosexual with movie-star good looks”
“The most hated man on the Internet”
“Milo Yiannopoulos doesn’t have feelings”
“The ultimate troll… terrifying”
“The Kanye West of journalism”
“bullying bleach-blonde tantrum-starter”
“Trump Troll with Daddy issues”
“Goblin prince … teaching the internet how to hate”
“The pit bull of tech media”
“Digital media’s Citizen Kane”
“Completely fucking exhausting”
“Where did he come from?”
“A young, gay, alive Christopher Hitchens.”
“It is really irritating that he can say hateful things.”